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Premium political parody stickers designed for your commercial men's rest room. Each order comes with 4 stickers (except the Bundles which are as described), with each sticker measuring 3.5" x 5". The 4-pack is ideal for application in public bathrooms and rest stops across America. Water resistant and replaceable: if washed out or removed, simply have your janitorial staff refresh such unpadded urinal with another. Urinal-grade adhesive. 100% legally protected satire, though placement on private property without owner consent could be problematic (don't get caught!).

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What A Loser: Stay Away from Sports!
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What A Loser: Stay Away from Sports!

Once again, tRump inserted himself into a sports team and they lost. Belgium whooped Team USA 4-1 at FIFA after he called the FIFA head to reverse a Red Card — and the whole world laughed.

$5.99
The Epstein Files
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The Epstein Files

Trump was mentioned 38,000 times in the Epstein Files — more than any other person.

$5.99
Aim Better Than Butler
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Aim Better Than Butler

Don't miss your shot to piss off Donald and protect democracy.

$5.99
The World's Greatest DEI Hire
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The World's Greatest DEI Hire

Tragically planes fell out of the sky and the first words out of his mouth were about DEI.

$5.99
Murderers and Rapists
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Murderers and Rapists

Every attack is an acknowledgement and every claim is a confession.

$5.99
Latinos (Aim) for Trump
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Latinos (Aim) for Trump

Let's make sure our Latino brothers get to enjoy this communal (commodal) activity.

$5.99
Build Your Own Bundle
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Build Your Own Bundle

Patriots have choices. Pick any 4 designs and get one sticker of each — your choice.

$8.99$19.96
The Master Builder's Green Pool
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The Master Builder's Green Pool

The world's greatest builder just turned the Reflecting Pool green. You know what to do.

$5.99
I Love The Inflation
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I Love The Inflation

He loves inflation. Show him what an inflated bladder can do to that orange smear.

$5.99
POS
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POS

The only difference between POTUS and POS is the "U" and the "T." You supply the "P."

$5.99
Weak, Loser, (Alleged) Pedo
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Weak, Loser, (Alleged) Pedo

Pathetic, weak, credibly accused — piss on his punk ass. Then come back and piss on him again.

$5.99
War Loser
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War Loser

Four-time draft dodger. First-time war loser. Bone spurs don't count for Commander in Chief.

$5.99
Catering Cart Coward
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Catering Cart Coward

And donOld left his faithful team on the decoy Qatari grift plane, while he was carted off by Meal Team 6. What an embarrassment to the country and the presidency.

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9/11: Thoughts and Prayers
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9/11: Thoughts and Prayers

On the same day as the horrific 9/11 attacks, the Orange idiot gave an interview bragging that his building at 40 Wall Street was now "the tallest" — a claim that was not even true.

$5.99
Don on the Cross
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Don on the Cross

So the first felon wants to depict himself as Jesus? Let's see him walk the walk — feed the hungry, welcome the foreigner, be tortured, persecuted, and hung on the cross.

$5.99
Trump Straitjacket
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Trump Straitjacket

The deranged POTUS — or is that "POS"? — is on a naming tour from the Kennedy Center to Lake Ontario, now claiming the Strait of Hormuz is under U.S. control and should be renamed Strait Trump!

$5.99
Grift Force One
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Grift Force One

Everything he touches is shit. Qatar gifted him a plane he can't fly — and now leaked docs show it can't defend against Golden Showers either.

$5.99
The Big Bundle
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The Big Bundle

Four stickers of every design. Because every day brings a new reason.

$41.00$55.89

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CAN'T DECIDE? GET TODAY'S NEWS BUNDLE.12 Stickers with 3 different designs (4 of each design) reflecting the current inanity coming from the White House

$15.99
Golden Shower Era Urinal Designs

Premium political parody stickers & prints. 100% legally protected satire. Wear your dissent with pride.

Parody Disclaimer: All products sold by Golden Shower Era, Ltd. are works of political parody and satire, protected under the First Amendment of the United States Constitution. No affiliation with, endorsement by, or association with any political figure is implied or intended. All rights reserved. Not responsible for any coffee spat on keyboards. Placement on private property without the owner's consent could create an issue: if you are not an owner's representative, but going rogue, be wise and careful as you spread these important messages across America.

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