DON ON THE CROSS

$5.99

So the first felon wants to depict himself as Jesus? Let's see him walk the walk ... feed the hungry, welcome the foreigner, be tortured, persecuted and hung on the cross. Hmmm... the best part would be waiting to see what happens on the third day. My money is on "nothing" -- what do you say? Better yet, let your full bladder do the talking while he's still alive.

4 Premium 3.5" x 5" urinal-grade stickers for news, pubic awareness, educational purposes, and a good laugh
Water and urine resistant & UV-resistant
Nondamaging to porcelain
Easy peel-and-stick application
One set of vinyl gloves enclosed with every order
100% legally protected parody