Our Story
AMERICA: REBORN IN THE
BATHROOM.
Golden Shower Era Urinal Designs is America's premier political parody sticker shop. We believe the urinal is the last truly democratic space — and we're making the most of it.
This project was inspired after a federally-funded environmental consultant lost his job to a Project 2025 inspired tRump Executive Order, went into an early retirement, and decided that ridicule of this bloviated blowhard is appropriate and pissing away his legacy in real-time would be therapeutic. So here we are: grab your Johnson, tilt your head back, and smile in a semi-private room that may be full of other men. Join me in this fun.
Our Mission
STICK IT
WHERE IT
COUNTS.
Trump famously declared his second presidency to mark the Golden Era of America. Against all evidence, from time to time he continues to repeat that ridiculous falsehood. We started Golden Shower Era, Ltd as a rebuke of that comedic claim, believing that political satire deserved a more direct delivery mechanism. Bumper stickers are fine. Yard signs are fine. But a urinal sticker? That's a captive audience with nowhere to look but straight ahead while getting a physical feeling of relief while reading our messaging -- with those endorphines ensuring the message is well-received. It is scientifically proven that even MAGA will find themselves nodding in agreement at the ridiculous ignorance of their president, once: 1) their stream exceeds 8.6 seconds, 2) they have been exposed to the same message on more than one occasion while holding their (little) dick, or 3) the specific insult in front of them as they hold their Johnson is one that hurt them. Thus, over time, we draw the whole country together and move America forward.
Every design is crafted with love of country, made in America, printed with premium inks, and shipped with the kind of patriotic fervor that only comes from genuinely caring about the future of this country — and its plumbing.
This July 4th, as America celebrates its 250th birthday — the Semiquincentennial — we invite you to mark the occasion the Golden Shower Era way: on a well-emptied bladder, surrounded by premium vinyl dissent.
The Journey
HOW WE GOT HERE.
A clueless bigot was somehow elected president
Two patriots, one printer, and a deep conviction that urinals were an underutilized medium for political commentary.
Trump Executive Order to End Radical and Wasteful DEI and Preference drops
The Big Lie Sticker Pack sells out in 48 hours. Restocked. Sells out again. We hire a fulfillment guy named Dave.
The Sesquicentennial Collection drops.
250 years of American democracy. We're celebrating the only way we know how — on a well-emptied bladder, just in time for the best 4th of July ever.
What We Stand For
OUR VALUES.
100% Legally Protected
Every design is protected political parody under the First Amendment. We have lawyers. Good ones. Probably better than yours.
Urinal-Grade Quality
Our vinyl is rated for the most demanding bathroom environments. Water resistant, UV-resistant, and nondamaging to porcelain. Because democracy is messy.
Made in the USA
Printed domestically on premium materials. We believe in American manufacturing, American humor, and American plumbing.
As the last of the Baby Boomers, I am ashamed of the country that generation is prepared to leave for our children. We have put an idiot in the nation's highest seat, surrounded by oligarchs, and together they and their minions are tearing up the pathways to stability and success that prior generations have enjoyed. Further, our youngest generation — the most beautifully diverse in American history — is now subject to having its rights eroded by today's repressive Republican/MAGA/conservative/white backlash politikkks. This is not okay.
Golden Showers Era products are designed to ridicule that "leadership" and direction, as one part of the resistance that will win — because "the arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends towards justice." We are with you to get this clown out of office and discredit him and his followers — ten years from now there won't be many who will claim to have supported him. We will win, and because we will beat them ... he and they will lose.
Legal Disclaimer
First Amendment Protected Parody
All products sold by Golden Shower Era Urinal Designs are works of political satire and parody, protected under the First Amendment of the United States Constitution and applicable federal and state law.
No products are affiliated with, endorsed by, or produced in association with any political figure, political party, government entity, or their respective organizations. All likenesses, names, and references are used for satirical and commentary purposes only.
Parody is a cornerstone of American political discourse. We stand proudly in the tradition of political cartoonists, satirists, and bathroom humorists who came before us. If you don't like it, the First Amendment protects your right to say so.
© 2026 Golden Shower Era Urinal Designs. All rights reserved. All wrongs also reserved. Especially the funny ones.
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CONTACT US.
Questions about an order? Press inquiries? Want to tell us we're going to hell? We read every email. Even the unhinged ones. Especially the unhinged ones.
Response time: 1–2 business days (or whenever we feel like it)
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