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WEAK, LOSER, (ALLEGED) PEDO

While he tries to come off as a "man's man," this pathetic, weak loser who has unfortunately for the world always failed upwards is credibly accused of child sexual assault (rape), in addition to having been found civilly liable for sexual assault (rape). He claims to have rebuilt the military to new levels of strength — then lost his self-declared war within 60 days. His ordering the bombing of civilian boats in the Caribbean makes him a war criminal. Piss on his punk ass. Then come back and piss on him again.

• 4 Premium 3.5" x 5" urinal-grade stickers for news, pubic awareness, educational purposes, and a good laugh
• Water and urine resistant & UV-resistant
• Nondamaging to porcelain
• Easy peel-and-stick application
• One set of vinyl gloves enclosed with every order
• 100% legally protected parody