I LOVE THE INFLATION

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On June 6, 2026, this brain-dead idiot declared that the word "Affordability" had just been invented by Democrats. Then, one week later — staring down crashing stock markets, spiking gas prices, and an economy in freefall — he looked into the camera and said "I love this inflation." He loves inflation. Great. You've got an inflated bladder and a face full of orange. Show this stable genius exactly what inflation does up close and personal. Wash that smear right off. You're welcome, America.

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