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GRIFT FORCE ONE

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Everything he touches is shit. He is 'grifted' -- oops "gifted" a new airplane by the Qataris to replace Air Force One, but can't fly in it because even after more than $400 million in upgrades, it can't defend itself against missiles and drones, like Air Force One had been able to do. Now in newly leaked documentation, we find it can't defend him from Golden Showers, either. Load up, and let 'em have it, men!

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