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THE WORLD'S GREATEST DEI HIRE

Tragically planes fell out of the sky and the first words out of his mouth were about DEI. The guy who attacks DEI is the most incompetent person to ever hold the presidency. He had poor grades in college, where one of his professors was quoted as saying "he was the dumbest goddamn student I ever had" — yet he falls upward: multiple bankruptcies, children outside of wedlock, voted by presidential scholars to be the worst president of all times. Calling on all people of color and our allies to piss on him.

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