THE MASTER BUILDER'S GREEN POOL

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Always bragging about his genius as a builder, this idiot of a president just fucked up the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool for over $16 million — turning it from "American Blue" to some kind of swampy green. Here he stands on the water just like Jes--err, a doctor, inspecting the painted blue pool bottom, looking like the stable genius he claims to be. Blue plus yellow makes green... hmm. Now he's standing on blue, and you've got yellow. You do the math. Finish the color wheel. Make the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool great again, by pissing him off of it — one well-aimed stream at a time.

4 Premium 3.5" x 5" urinal-grade stickers for news, pubic awareness, educational purposes, and a good laugh
Water and urine resistant & UV-resistant
Nondamaging to porcelain
Easy peel-and-stick application
One set of vinyl gloves enclosed with every order
100% legally protected parody