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WAR LOSER

The four-time draft dodger now acts tough as Commander in Chief. He talks a big game saying he rebuilt a decimated military, brags about stripping out what he calls "DEI" in pursuit of "maximum lethality," got rid of Generals who knew what they were doing because they gained a little weight (with his fat azz), renamed the Department of Defense into the Department of War, and hired an incompetent former political pundit to run it — and they promptly lost their first war (err — "incursion") to Iran within 60 days. First Iran closed the Strait of Hormuz, then he said he closed it. Then Iran opened it and he said he opened it — but then Iran closed it again. What a sorry ass loser. Why don't bone spurs also count for Commander in Chief?

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